Archive for October, 2009

Brak’s birthday party tonight Halloween Sat. Oct. 31 ‘09 at LoneStar…with special guests

Posted by joey on 31st October 2009 in The Dallas County BlueNote

For those of you who missed the show on Thurs., don’t make the same mistake again… You’re being given another chance at saving your immortal WoodGrain souls… Thurs. we got a taste… a dry run if you will, but tonight the bullets are live… Special guests local underground hip-hop act HK (PoorandAngry.com) will be back… The WoodGrain will be thick… And for a cherry on your Saturday… It’s The WoodGrain bassist Brak’s birthday party… there will be cake…. We will be “going the distance” … I just really hope SOMEBODY show’s up in an “Octo-Mom” costume… see ya’ll tonight!!!!!!!

What’s fn new… with Joey Black

Posted by joey on 18th October 2009 in Uncategorized

Mr. Nate the page & Live at AJ’s . . . . . . . . Hey there you tiny little goofballs… look to the top of the homepage of this website…. bluesfolks.com … we (me…Joey Black & the brains behind bluesfolks.com ((& the foreseeable future of the apartment leasing industry …Mike “Slack’s” Stephenson)) have decided to give you “Woods” & “WoodKnots” a rare glimpse further into the WoodGrain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Oh yeah & I will not be going on tour with Planet Piss… Murderface told me “it’s not you’re playing…it’s just that you are a dildo licker… fuck you you piece of shit!!!” And I said… “well … at least my hair isn’t shaped like a fuckin’ Japanese warrior helmet… fuck you Murderface!!

The WoodGrain 2NITE @ The American Legion in Lake Dallas 8pm… here are some coordinates….

Posted by joey on 17th October 2009 in Uncategorized

Take I-35E north through Lewisville… then take 1st exit into Lake Dallas immediately after crossing Lake Lewisville Bridge… You’ll wanna vear right (don’t stay on service road) then at T go left (north) into town… go all the way to 3 way stop at L.D. Main St.(by now you should see a sonic down on yer right) take a right on Main then take a left on Gothcher (it’s the little street right next to Jackie’s Bar) Go to end of Gotcher & the Legion will be on yer left… See you tonight… we hope

Who is… Mr. Nate? The hard hitting interview you’ve all been waiting for… by WoodGrain & Burnstem

Posted by joey on 14th October 2009 in The Dallas County BlueNote

W&B: Mr. f#%^&*ing Nate… at last you keep still long enough for us to let the WoodGrain fans… ‘in’… A member of your band once recently called you “the youngest old soul in the music business…”…
You’re response…?
MN: I’m not the youngest old soul in music. Everybody has soul, most people just don’t know how to express it.
W&B: We can dig that man… so … the BlueNote has found out for us that you may (or may not) have grown up somewhere near or around south Irving (as did Joey Black)… Also that you come from a big family… How has this impacted you in recent years as you … Mr. Black & the rest of the members of The WoodGrain dive into the local music scene with a real sense of reckless abandon …?
MN: Well, Yeah I grew up in south irving, with eight brothers and sisters. I’m the 4th son, and me and all my brothers are heading straight for hell. So I think my parents your pretty used to it by now.
As for the state of my immortal soul? I think I still got a hold on it.
W&B: Hey Mr. Nate… Burnstem here … sorry I’m late. I had to see a guy about some…stuff…uh that last answer, truthful…yet cryptic man. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . uh. . .oh yeah… What does The WoodGrain have stirring in the pot that might have the humidity rising…?
MN: Well we got a whole lotta songs that are stewin. Thats the way we do it. We all have ideas that we’re constantly throwing around. We’ll be sitting around completely twisted, and we’ll come up with a cool verse or line, or a riff. And we just keep it in the circle and slowly work on it. But to give you a hint about these new songs, were focusing on our usual topics of sex, drugs, alcohol, killin, swindlin, pimpin, wimin, and sex.
W&B: Yeah man… alot of the “WoodKnots” are sayin’ stuff like MR. Nate’s songs are all about killin’ (i.e. Blackwater)… but we see beyond that & wonder what you think that sort of fan opinion does to your image & that of your songwriting?
MN: Well seeing as songwriting is a form of self expression, I suppose the fans think that I’m a murdering psychotic womanizing thieving drug addled alcoholic heartbreaking egotistical douchebag… Damn, I’m in a tight spot…
W&B: Don’t cry Mr. Nate… Sunday mornin’ gon’ come ’round again…
Really… you know these people love you… no matter what the content of your songs they… we… can feel it… right… you dig man?
MN: I can dig it. Hey man, I was wondering, whats your view on the Texas blues scene today?
W: My official stance on the uh… Texas …blues… ’scene’ is that it’s sort of at a precipice… you know… it’s great…GREAT music! It always will be but right now… & hopefully with you guys at the forefront of it…that ’scene’ you speak of is ready to evolve man… and right now… what do you think Burnstem…
&B: Man, you guys are totally freakin’ me out right now… Mr. Nate …
MN: I think your right man, the entire music scene is headed in a good direction. Popular music as we know it is going to burn like the shit…that it is, and I’m going to smile when it does. People are starting to listen to MUSIC again. We live in such a great time.
W&B: Man…you rule Mr. Nate… Aight… las’question… you know it’s comin’… what’s your one & only favorite song & who’s it by?
MN: Well Burnstem and company, I really cant give you a song, but I can give you an album. If I was to only have one album to listen to for the rest of eternity, it would be Cold Dog Soup, by Guy Clark. It doesn’t happen very often, but every once in a while, there’s a album that’s so good, you can never get tired of listening to it.
The title song, as well as the song fort worth blues
(about the death of Townes Van Zandt), are just two of the perfect tracks on that album. Do yourself a favor, and get a copy.
W&B: Once again …far fucking out man. Thanks for your time and being so forthcoming Mr. Nate!…
MN: (Dial tone….)

Press release from Joey Black

Posted by joey on 12th October 2009 in The Dallas County BlueNote

The WoodGrain has just released it’s new CD Live at A.J.’s Honky Tonk through our new myspace page (myspace.com/thewoodgrain). While bluesfolks.com will continue to be the band’s official website, we hope that the new myspace (in addition to myspace.com/bluesfolks & joeyblack.net) will be another great way for all of you tiny little goofballs to get good Wood on it.
Youtube.com (go to youtube then search bluesfolks.com) also has several awesome videos of The WoodGrain for your viewing pleasure.
Also don’t forget to read tommorrow’s Tues. interview in The Dallas County BlueNote here at bluesfolks.com.
As always we’ll be kickin’ ass & takin’ names @ LoneStar Country club on Thurs.. Then on Sat. 10/17 we’ll make our 1st ever appearance @ The American Legion Post 88 in Lake Dallas. Show starts at 8pm & is open to the public.
Lastly The WoodGrain would like to thank our fans for your continuing BALLS OUT… To the mf’n limit… victory or death support of us… WE LOVE YOU ALL!

The Woodgrain - BluesFolks.com - MonkeyLockalypse

Posted by joey on 9th October 2009 in Uncategorized

Chimpanze Riding on a Segway… The catchiest song ever!…… JoeyBlack - agonize bitches… .com alot of times :)

Posted by joey on 6th October 2009 in Uncategorized