The One Sock ‘chronic’ Chronicles…A SHOCKING new developement…
Posted by joey on 15th February 2010 in The Dallas County BlueNote
A very drunk…I mean…deep undercover informant for The 1SCC has recently gone “off the record” saying that our socks are being plundered by knomes. These knomes are allergic to dirty socks. This is why the socks continue to dissapear after they go into the dryer, usually one at a time! She went on to add that the leader’s name was Hairy & the knomes’ theme song was “Mother” by Danzig… curious INDEED! Stay vigilant!